I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Randomize
