there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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