Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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