Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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