my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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