Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You've changed since you got that strap on
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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