google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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