it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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