But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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