i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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