So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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