i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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