There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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