Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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