so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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