i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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