he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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