4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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