My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
The power of my boobs compel you
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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