so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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