Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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