I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
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you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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