I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
