i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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