sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
NoShamevember. You game?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
