do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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