So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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