it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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