Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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