Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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