did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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