So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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