My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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