i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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