I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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