Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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