Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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