Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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