the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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