i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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