i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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