Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I don't deserve a penis
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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