I'm drive I can fine osifer
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
