She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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