She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Omg I joined a choir last night...
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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