Church boner. Awkwardddd
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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