I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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