I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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