: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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