Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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