it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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