Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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