I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Quick, to the slutcave!
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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