that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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