woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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