her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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