"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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